Smeeeeee

When I watched Disney's Peter Pan as a kid, I was always weirded out by Smee's introduction scene. He was on screen for maybe 5 seconds and immediately 5 pirates almost killed him. One jabbed a large sword at his belly, the next one pointed a loaded gun at his face, the next one almost hanged him and pointed a dagger dangerously close to his belly, then someone almost cut his throat cutting the rope around his neck loose, and finally one keeps throwing swords at him until he is upstairs, seemingly also aimed at his belly. All that in under one minute! And all Smee does is wave some air to his belly and stick out his tongue, like it's completely normal to him.

As the movie went on, Smee's shirt was pulled up several times, and I kept expecting the pirates and even Hook to take another jab at it. That didn't happen, but the more often I watched the movie, the more his belly just seemed like a target for them. And I started thinking that the only reason Smee kept trying to convince Hook to sail out to sea was because he had nowhere else to go, and he was afraid of the men skewering his belly someday or something. Not out of loyalty.

So I made this page to upload fanfics and edited screenshots to show you what Smee's life must be like. :P